Trying to lose those stubborn 5 lbs left over from baby? Here’s a tip ladies, contract yourself some good ole fashioned Norovirus and watch that weight just flush itself away…
You’ll be back in your bikini in no time, just ingest some infected vomit or fecal matter, wait two days and whammo! Every last bit of fluid you had in your body will be expelled with the force of a thousand tsunamis. 100% effective 100% of the time!
Testimonial:
Hi, my name is Heather. I have a ten month old who puked in my face and gave me the Norovirus. Wow, I’ve never been more sick in my life but I look great! Thank you Noro diet!
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nooooo!....heath, so sorry to hear it!!...why you so funny??!?!....xxx
I find that gross, yet also oddly appealing.
Can you tell I really want to lose a few pounds?
I posted your post today. :-)
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